Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING* Rule One~: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two~: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven~: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson, and Martin Spanjers co-starred as their teenage kids; Bridget, Kerry, and Rory Hennessy.