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Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.After three seasons, ABC cancelled 8 Simple Rules in May 2005 due to low ratings.The third season (after Ritter's death) took a creative turn, revolving more around cousin C. (David Spade) and grandfather Jim (James Garner), than the immediate Hennessy family, more specifically not revolving around the raising of the Hennessy girls.*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING* Rule One~: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two~: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Three~: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object.

However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

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